Car Quotes, Quotes About Cars & Woman

Car Quotes, Quotes about cars, woman and life

Car Quotes

I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my car in the mirror. You were trying to say something so, I jumped on the brakes as hard as I could, I guess I forgot I had tied your bike on my bumper.

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Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

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I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers.

Car Quotes

Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.

The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong.

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Take it easy driving– the life you save may be mine.

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Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.

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After being bombarded endlessly by road-safety propaganda it was almost a relief to find myself in an actual accident.

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No, no, no. There’s no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It’s cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.

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It was like being in a car with the gas pedal slammed down to the floor and nothing to do but hold on and pretend to have some semblance of control. But control was something I’d lost a long time ago.

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A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work.

The engine of my car is so powerful I could wash dishes under the hood. But that’d be pretty absurd, since I keep the dishwasher in the trunk.